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Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth. Because he wanted to see time fly! Q: Why are vampires like false teeth? Why did the tree go to the dentist? How is sex like a game of bridge? Q: Why did God give men penises? Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Xavier breath and open the damn door! Because she wanted to test the waters! Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan. Q: What do you call a fish with legs? Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? We have more jokes for you, click on big red button below. When does a cart come before a horse? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Q: What is heavy forward but not backward? They're always up to something. What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? Why did the boy eat his homework? Staying in bed and calling for a nurse to bring me more pudding.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? They're so full of themselves. Q: Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist? It makes cows go completely insane! What do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter? Q: What did the Alabama sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times? Q: Where do vampires keep their money? Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? What do you call a cow eating grass in a paddock? Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job? I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been trippin’ all day. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? Q: What do you call a fake noodle? They both depend on the batter. What did the painter say to the wall? Open the door and find out, asshole! Here are some dumb jokes that are funny. Because they dropped out of school! How is a girlfriend like a laxative? Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? Because it had too many problems. When do you stop at green and go at red? Q: What did the penis say to the condom? Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup? It was learning a new language! A: Because he likes to draw blood! The best funny jokes to tell at parties.

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40 Dumb Jokes Based On Smart Wordplay That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

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Q: How does a suit put his child into bed? What do you call cheese that is not yours? Q; Whats the difference between the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader? A: A guy with very high blood pressure… 123. Just another reason to moan, really. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Because he was a little shellfish. Why did the man with one hand cross the road? The leftist wiped away some of the foaming spittle from its mouth and said, 'That drink raped my tongue! Where do sheep go to get haircuts? A: Slick her hair back she looks 15. Q: What do you call a baby monkey? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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31 Stupid Jokes That Are So Dumb, They're Actually Funny! #17 Is EPIC

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Everybody went crazy and started and corny puns in the forum topic and in no time, more than 7000 entries of funny jokes were added for our laughing needs. Go into the middle of a crowd and call out a random name and see who replies. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? I had to sell my vacuum cleaner… … Because it was just collecting dust. Then how'd you get your foot in it? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can. I don't know but he won't be long. Here are some examples of some funny stupid jokes that might interest you.

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100+ Dumb Jokes That Are Funny

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Those of us who are good at math, and those of us who aren't. Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? To get to the second hand shop. Q: Whats the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower? Put a lost dog poster with a picture of a hot dog. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. What happens to cows during an earthquake? Can you find the funniest and the worst of them all? Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean? How do you make a tissue dance? After two quick drinks, the horse started kicking and snorting wildly.

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List of the 50 Funniest Jokes to make you laugh out loud

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Just make sure the kids are not around while you go through them. Complain that your doughnut has a hole in it. I'm not sure, but the is a big plus! Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman? Q: Why are there only two pallbearers at a homeless guys funeral? Ida knows, sorry… Shared by a contributor Stupid Jokes For Kids 177. Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? Yo mama so stupid she thought if she hits someone with rice they will turn Chinese. A bad joke is just that: a bad joke. Why did the teacher jump into the lake? It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. The horse neighed back, 'Those drinks had a real kick! Q: What did the chicken say when she saw scrambled eggs? Honeybee a dear and bring me a beer! Q: How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire? Q: Who does Dracula get letters from? What do you call a man who rolls in the leaves? Why did the birdie go to the hospital? Why did the baby strawberry cry? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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