Mean one liners. One Liners

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Mean one liners

But I know a girl that would get really mad if she heard me say that. Re-cycle them into a tyre and call it a Good Year. The problem is no one runs in your family. I have a hunch, it might be me. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year. Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches. If I can deal with mental illness, I can deal with hecklers, right? You'll have trouble putting on your pants.

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One Liners

Mean one liners

We have even had all-out texting wars, firing Mean Girls quotes at each other. This is why some people appear bright until they open their mouths. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! I don't know who you are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone will agree with me. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission! When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. But I live with multiple mental illnesses and have so for years. Mexicans kept stealing the patrol cars, thinking they were Porsches.

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Funny One

Mean one liners

Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them. The puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months. There's a lull in the conversation, and nobody knows quite what to say. This list is in no way an objective compilation, and you may find that your favorite quips vastly differ from mine. So they match the rest of the appliances. I have very little side effects from my meds.

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Truly Tasteless One

Mean one liners

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you. The tongue's still in the envelope. By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. How would you like to feel the way you look? They both circle Uranus looking for cling-ons.

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Mean Girls: The ten most quotable one

Mean one liners

Probably when I peed on an electric fence. Carefree, happy go lucky ones? If only you had planned ahead and had a few one-liners in your back pocket, ready for whenever you needed them… Here are 60 funny, clever, and oh-so-smart that are perfect for any occasion. But it was no match for me at kickboxing. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy. Enjoy laughing out loud to all these hilarious one liners. Both are made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with.

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Really mean insults

Mean one liners

A twenty-foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone. On a serious note: these are not meant to dismiss the very real pain that we face when dealing with illness. Kinky is using the whole chicken. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Losing a wife can be very tough. Because every time they suck a Mexican's blood, they get the vshits for a month.

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